take me back to the 1400s when people were murdering each other with fucking rocks

beadyeyes:

i answered the wrong ask. sorry

umn well my commissions are closed

catsbeaversandducks:

luccorvus:

just-things-i-enjoy:

official-mugi:

immaplatypus:

thenatsdorf:

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

taurnil:

respect-the-fae:

punk-academian-witch:

dysphoriaisadragontwat:

yes-i-would-like-to-be-stabbed:

patzammit:

ask-kirby-sans:

stuffedwithmuffins:

unuthasbook:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefitally:

mysweetminiaussie:

cinnappo:

secondlina:

the-crystal-queen:

strangenewclassrooms:

pencilblots:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

1. I don’t believe in these things
   
2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

Same

🤞🤞🤞

Roger bring me something gooooood

Mr. Rogers neighborhood :}

Let’s see if Roger works!

Please Roger

Please Rodger! 💜

taurnil:

respect-the-fae:

punk-academian-witch:

dysphoriaisadragontwat:

yes-i-would-like-to-be-stabbed:

patzammit:

ask-kirby-sans:

stuffedwithmuffins:

unuthasbook:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thefitally:

mysweetminiaussie:

cinnappo:

secondlina:

the-crystal-queen:

strangenewclassrooms:

pencilblots:

maryburgers:

maryburgers:

riskpig:

luthienebonyx:

telanu:

britney2007spears:

hoodoo-hoodlum:

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

1. I don’t believe in these things
   
2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

ROGER WORKS

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

Same

🤞🤞🤞

Roger bring me something gooooood

Mr. Rogers neighborhood :}

Let’s see if Roger works!

Please Roger

Please Rodger! 💜

superstarlimo:

genre:

It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

where’s that post about how on twitter you’ll get cancelled or straight up banned for calling a celeb ugly while on tumblr you can publicly say you want to guillotine someone and no one cares

normalposter:

mapsontheweb:

Countries that meet the requirements of the 2016 Paris Agreement

funnytwittertweets:

foulserpent:

OBSESSED with the genre of person who is constantly going ‘be gay do crimes’ and has strong moral opposition to shoplifting

chimpanzeedotcom:

thegestianpoet:

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

hetcharacterof2day:

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

softblock:

toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate:

the way everyone expects celebrities and models to have good political takes is so funny to me like … they literally have no brain cells from the starvation diets